baaulp:

henkheijmans:

A stray dog getting a free grooming session from a group of monkeys - photographer unknown

a 3rd monkey took the pic

oliveoilbby:

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

diagnosis-prognosis-psychosis:

parking-lot-pussy:

wereralph:

Me and my werewolf boyfriend making out in the Self Checkout

^the Walmart worker that you called over five minutes ago because your item wouldn’t scan

tinybed:

tinybed:

snow monkeys roll balls of snow for fun and pleasure. we best learn a thing or two from them. take a note from their book

enjoy the day

aceofsquiddles:

Oh no…

tranxendance:

Me whenever someone starts getting interested in the media I like.

shinysoroka:

When the fanfic you’ve given up on finally updates.

joner:

hotmeat89:

joner:

hotmeat89:

what does it mean when she sends you a pic of her pussy with the caption come fuck this pussy??????

snapchat or text message

she’s in my room asking me to fuck her what does this mean

Shit homes that could mean fucking anything

fetalpile:

defiantbird:

fetalpile:

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING:
“hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull